Bride from 21st century

A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:


"My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all to
change your way of life, your routine."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.

What I mean dad is:


Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.


As for me, I am here just to control your son!


This is called bride from 21st Century!!!!

Indian Jokes

1...JISKA EK BI DOST NAI USKO KYA BOLTE???............"koena mitra" (koi-na-mitra)

2... once rani mukharjee was given punishment 2 eat 1000 chewingums.she was scared bt den suddenly saif ali khan said sumtin in her ears nshe started eatin how???




...............coz saif said"chak de chak de,chakde sare GUM,chakde chakdechakde,tere sung hai hum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

3...suppose ek ladki baarish me bheeg rahi hai to tum use pani sekaise bachaoge?


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simple hai yaar...use apna dil dedo...dil CHAHTA(umbrella) hai!!!"

4..ek calculator dusre calci ko kya bola?

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"CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho?)

5... WHOS DA ONLY PLAYER WHO KNOS EACH N EVRY RELIGIOUS SONG?

................HAR-BHAJAN-SINGH

6...agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakdejaoge......batao kyu????

because....sin 90=cot 45

Don't think just laugh

Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: (softly) Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

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tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"







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okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna mat"



ok whats the opp of venky's..


































venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)








Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan.


What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

Subramanium Didn't See Me.











One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.
They still keep on talking..they start liking each
other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.









A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.


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because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"







ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........

sweets......no...no
















Salt...........nopes













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are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hain.......





whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
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