Argument with wife

Funny, it's hard to do win in argument with women.

Inspirational Quote For Students

With Exam times round the corner...

Have read a lot of inspirational quotes but nothing inspires anyone more than this:

"With every wrong answer that you write in your exam paper ... your future honeymoon shifts from Mauritius to Mahabaleshwar." 

Auditor's At Height

After the war, Hanumanji submitted his Travel Allowance Bill for his official tour for collecting Sanjeevani Booti to Ayodhya administration.

The Auditor in Bill Section raised 3 objections :

(1) Hanumanji did not take prior permission of the appropriate authority (Bharat), the King of Ayodhya, during the relevant time for his travel

(2) Hanumanji being Grade 2-officer was not entitled to air travel;

(3) Hanumanji was asked to bring Sanjeevani Booti, just a single plant, but he carried a whole mountain (unauthorized excess baggage).

The Auditor returned the bill.

King Ram could do nothing except mark it down for re-examination. A worried Laxman approached the Auditor and offered a bribe of 20% of the T.A.Bill amount.

The Auditor now wrote on the Bill : Re-examined :

1. Even during the relevant time, Ram was still the king through his Paduka.

2. Further in an emergency, non-entitled officers can be authorized ex-post facto to fly.

3. Also excess baggage is justified as bringing a wrong plant would have entailed multiple journeys with extr a cost; hence bill may be paid.

Ram ji shocked

Auditor Rocks

Women Will Be Women

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?" God said, "No, you have another 34 years 2 live."  Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color    Finally she was released from the hospital. While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck. Arriving in front of God, she asked,  "You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why didn't you save me from the truck?" (You'll love this) God replied:  "I couldn't recognize you!" Lol.................. Aur karo makeup

Don't Be Over smart

In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly...... CEO of that factory came and asked his salary... Man replied "5000 sir" CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him... "I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary. Now get out of here. Never come back" That guy left............. . . . . . . . Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?" Workers replied "Pizza delivery Boy Sir"..  Moral: Don't overreact in every situation! 

5 things that make Indians happy

5 things that make Indians happy -Buy 1 get 1 free -Flat 50% off -Tatkal Ticket confirmation -Winning Cricket match & -Wife is not at home"

Husband wife series

What is the similarity between Media And Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de,
dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...😀
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What's the best example of "Once in a lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:😛

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Who are MEN?

Woh jo narak me bhi mile to kahe ....abe !! Yamraj ki beti dekhi ?? Aag hai Aag !!

And

who are Women ??

Who go to heaven & say " apsara dekhee...no dressing sense at all!!!
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Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki "Talash" me..
Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki "Talaashi" mein guzar jati hai.. 

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Aaj ka SUVICHAR ....
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"BADAAM khaane se utni
Akkal nahi aati" ...
"Jitni shadi ke bad
Aati hai... " 😆

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Do baatein:
1. Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna:
Har insaan itna bura nahi hota jitna 'pan-card' aur 'aadhar card' mein dikhta hai.
Aur itna achchha bhi nahi hota jitna 'facebook' aur 'whats app' per dikhta hai.

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Q. Kashmir aur biwi mein kya samanta hai.....


Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai... par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai...
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Bengali Vs Punjabi

Bengali : My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses... Punjabi: Ya, I know, some people in my family also drink directly from the bottle....