New Metal

A New Metal is added to the Chemistry: Name: Wife Symbol: Bv Atomic Weight: Light when first found... tends to get heavier over the years with time. Physical Properties : - Boils at any time - Can freeze at any time - Melts if treated with love & care - Very Bitter if Mishandled Chemical Properties : - Very Reactive - Highly Unstable - Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books - Money Reducing Agent Occurrence : - Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

Haryanvi Bhai At His Best

Haryanvi called his mobile service customer care:

"Re maari bhains ne Sim khaa li aur bhaag gi..."

Customer Care Executive (irritated):
"to main ke karoo?"

Haryanvi replied:
"rey baavle, tu mane yo bataa ki Roaming to naa lagegi?..."