tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67804266225415500262024-03-04T21:30:42.594-08:00Jokes to make u laughEveryone love to laugh so here are few tits and bits on the net to make u laugh.
Smile bring happiness, jokes make u laugh so read these jokes and laugh.
Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.comBlogger141125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-11401812674379531382015-05-08T23:43:00.001-07:002015-05-08T23:43:11.555-07:00Beautiful Girls लड़कियाँ चाहे दुनिया के सामने
कितना भी स्टाइलिश
होने का दिखावा करे,
<br/><br/><br/><br/>
मगर अपने घर पे जब आम की गुठली खा रही होती है तो किसी जंगल के आदिवासी से कम नही लगती...Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-4365645249594419842015-05-08T04:44:00.001-07:002015-05-08T04:44:38.489-07:00Drugs For Husbands!
Drugs For Husbands!
<br/><br/>
New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for approval...
<br/><br/>
ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries...
<br/><br/>
SLIMOXIL: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim...
<br/><br/>
SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word "Sports" on TV...
<br/><br/>
WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores...
<br/><br/>
SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently...
<br/><br/>
FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by.
<br/><br/>
VERYTASTYMYCIN : husband always praises your cookingJokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-28951584047791281892015-04-03T10:56:00.001-07:002015-04-03T10:56:58.222-07:00PLANS FOR EASTERWife: What are your plans for Easter?<br/><br/>
Husband: Same as Jesus..I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-40399271405197516752015-01-15T08:27:00.001-08:002015-01-15T08:27:40.635-08:00Difference Between Facebook And Whatsapp ChatDifference between "Facebook" and "Whatsapp" conversation :<br/><br/>
On "Whatsapp" - <br/><br/>
Wife : kaha time pass kar rahe ho? Ghar aao... khana fridge mein rakha hai!<br/><br/>
Husband : theek hai.... Dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho.<br/><br/>
On "FaceBook" -<br/><br/>
Wife : Jaanu, when will you be back? Dinner's ready. Waiting for u, luv!
(Status liked by 10 of her friends)
<br/><br/>
Husband : Thanks for being there always. So lucky to have a wonderful wife like you. Will be back soon honey. (Status liked by 5 friends, sister-in-law & mother-in-law)Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-53271615249622415312015-01-15T04:48:00.001-08:002015-01-15T04:53:56.807-08:00Husband Wife Fun<p dir=ltr>Army officer's wife to Sahayak:-<br>
Main rest karne Jaa Rahi Hun. Gas Pe Cooker Chadhaya hai... Teen Seeti Sunte Hi Gas Bandh Kar Dena. </p>
<p dir=ltr>Sahayak:-Jee Memsahib. </p>
<p dir=ltr>Ma'm had just started to relax when Sahayak knocks..... </p>
<p dir=ltr>Officer's Wife:-Kya hai? </p>
<p dir=ltr>Sahayak:- Seeti Aap Bajayenge Ya Sahib?? </p>
<p dir=ltr>------------------------------------Nothing can make a Husband Sleep Immediately </p>
<p dir=ltr>Than These few words by wife <br></p>
<p dir=ltr>"I want to talk to you" </p>
<p dir=ltr>------------------------------------</p>
<p dir=ltr>Wife: Imagine karo agar mai aapki har baat samjhun aur har baat maanu toh....?? </p>
<p dir=ltr>Husband hasta hai...<br>
Bahut hasta hai... </p>
<p dir=ltr>Haste haste zameen par gir jata hai aur khushi se chilla ke kehta hai.... " Saala imagine bhi nahi kar paa Raha hoon ". </p>
<p dir=ltr>------------------------------------</p>
<p dir=ltr>Husband: Another new dress?</p>
<p dir=ltr>"Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?" </p>
<p dir=ltr>Wife: "That's your business," I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation."</p>
Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-45511681710045316942015-01-15T01:19:00.001-08:002015-01-15T01:20:30.273-08:00Funny auto one liner<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-Gm0pdfNUmsw/VLeGJSfoE4I/AAAAAAAAAbU/s1600/IMG-20150115-WA0058.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-Gm0pdfNUmsw/VLeGJSfoE4I/AAAAAAAAAbU/s640/IMG-20150115-WA0058.jpg"> </a> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuxwnfxhZKAG_RmiQUUf8WNM1xEOs5S28F2XMbArHAgpUY3H692VJMxZAznVP8CQgyQCSzKoFZFNhWhkkUV5E2XvfD_MZHrohjaEFBo0KfRop1t78rIu1zd0ULMCu7g8aynsre09NhXrwi/s1600/IMG-20150115-WA0058.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuxwnfxhZKAG_RmiQUUf8WNM1xEOs5S28F2XMbArHAgpUY3H692VJMxZAznVP8CQgyQCSzKoFZFNhWhkkUV5E2XvfD_MZHrohjaEFBo0KfRop1t78rIu1zd0ULMCu7g8aynsre09NhXrwi/s640/IMG-20150115-WA0058.jpg"> </a> </div>Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-6915919654551411442015-01-14T08:02:00.001-08:002015-01-14T08:04:51.669-08:00Scientific Technical JokesTechnical Jokes:
<br/><br/>
Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.
<br/><br/>
Einstein was seeker.
<br/><br/>
Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
<br/><br/>
Einstein: I found u Newton !! Thhappa !!!
<br/><br/>
Newton: U are Wrong.<br/><br/>
I am not Newton.
As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq.
So I am Pascal.
<br/>
-----------------------------<br/><br/>
Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
<br/><br/>
A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"<br/>
--------------------------<br/><br/>
Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?<br/><br/>
OMg!<br/>
----------------------------<br/><br/>
Did you know Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?<br/><br/>
It was OK.<br/>
-------------------------------<br/><br/>
A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks, "May I take your bags?" The photon replies "It's fine, thanks. I'm travelling light.<br/>
-----------------------------<br/><br/>
Atom 1: I just lost an electron. <br/><br/>
Atom 2: Are you sure? <br/><br/>
Atom 1: I'm positive.<br/
------------------------------<br/><br/>
Q:What do you get when you mix 2 iron atoms & cobalt<br/><br/>
CoFFee<br/>
------------------------------<br/><br/>
: What do you get after reaction of two sodium atoms with a Barium atom...<br/><br/>A BaNaNa<br/>
-----------------------------<br/><br/>
Q: Why did a scientist install a door knocker?<br/><br/>
A: coz he wanted to win a no-bell prize!!!!!!<br/><br/>Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-18247382058642136592015-01-08T10:13:00.001-08:002015-01-08T10:16:11.341-08:00Boss and Secretary
A boss from a motor company walked into his office one morning, not knowing that his zip was down.
<br/><br/>
His beautiful secretary walked up to him and asked, <br/><br/>
"Boss, this morning when you left
your house,
did you close
your garage door?"
<br/><br/>
This was not a phrase that her Boss understood,
so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled.
<br/><br/>
When he was done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up.
He zipped it up and remembered what his secretary had asked him;
finally understood.
<br/><br/>
Then he intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.
<br/><br/>
When he reached her desk, he said,
<br/><br/>
"When you saw the garage door open, did you see
my JAGUAR
parked in there?"
<br/><br/>
The secretary smiled for a moment and said,
<br/><br/>
"No, Boss,
I didn't. <br/>
All I saw was
"A TATA NANO
with
2 flat tyresJokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-48544453530494582822014-12-14T23:44:00.001-08:002014-12-14T23:44:04.549-08:00Natural Teaching
No one teaches a Volcano how to Erupt....<br/><br/>
No one teaches a Tsunami how to Rise...<br/><br/>
No one teaches a Hurricane how to Sway...<br/><br/>
No one teaches a MAN or a WOMAN how to choose a WIFE or HUSBAND!!!!!!<br/><br/>
Natural Disasters Just Happen.Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-35643014207235384012014-11-02T23:20:00.001-08:002014-11-02T23:23:14.392-08:00A New Metal Called HusbandEnough abt wives, now somethng for husband.<br/?
A new metal is added to chemistry:<br/><br/>
• Name - Husband<br/>
• Symbol - Hb<br/>
• Atomic weight:<br/>
- Light when found
first<br/>
- Tends to get heavier
over the years with
time<br/>
• Physical properties:<br/>
- Boils at any time
with inlaws<br/>
- Can freeze in front
of his own family<br/>
- Melts if sees other
women<br/>
- Very bitter if
questioned<br/>
• Chemical properties:<br/>
- Very reactive<br/>
- Highly unstable<br/>
- Possesses strong
resistance to gold,
silver, diamond,
platinum, credit
cards and cheque
books<br/>
- Money saving agent<br/>
• Occurrence:<br/>
- Mostly found in
front of TV looking for News and sports channel. <br/>
Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-26201017483119113502014-10-30T02:35:00.001-07:002014-10-30T02:35:18.291-07:00Best One LinersGreat one liners:<br/><br/>
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. <br/><br/>
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.<br/><br/>
3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. <br/><br/>
4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. <br/><br/>
5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.<br/><br/>
6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.<br/><br/>
7. Born free, taxed to death. <br/><br/>
8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. <br/><br/>
9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. <br/><br/>
10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. <br/><br/>
11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. <br/><br/>
12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
<br/><br/>
13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.. <br/><br/>
14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. <br/><br/>
15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
<br/><br/>
16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
<br/><br/>
17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? <br/><br/>
18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
<br/><br/>
19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon! <br/><br/>
20. If you can't convince them, confuse them. <br/><br/>
21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end. <br/><br/>
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
<br/><br/>
23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers <br/><br/>
24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker. <br/><br/>
25. Someday is not a day of the week
<br/><br/>
26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
<br/><br/>
27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.<br/><br/>
28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.
<br/><br/>
29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.<br/><br/>
30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.<br/><br/>Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-43318696941666886432014-10-27T04:11:00.001-07:002014-10-27T04:11:31.791-07:00Indian State With Highest English Speaking PopulationWhich State in India has highest English speaking population?<br/><br/>
Answer : Before 8 pm. -- Kerala <br/>
After 8 pm ---- Punjab
<br/><br/>
For communication skills,<br/>
U don't need any classes.... <br/>Only glasses.Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-62711953446584164912014-10-11T05:26:00.001-07:002014-10-11T05:26:59.128-07:00Solution To Problem Called WifeIf ever You feel overloaded by wife, life or work..
<br/><br/>
immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for
any one or more of the following Antidotes:
<br/><br/>
1: Wife Isolating Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
<br/>
2: Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
<br/>
3: Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
<br/>
4: Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA).
<br/><br/>
This is issued in public interest by
"Buddies for Eradication of Work Disease Association (BEWDA)<br/><br/>
CHEERS!!!Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-48195550150539254932014-10-04T22:24:00.001-07:002014-10-04T22:24:28.243-07:00Aunti Patakhaमैं खुशी खुशी में सड़क पर अपने
कुछ दोस्तों के साथ पटाखे
फोड़ने लगा .. अभी एक
पटाखे में बत्ती छिल कर
चिंगारी लगाई
ही थी की सामने से एक
आंटी आती दिखी ..
<br/><br/>
मैं और में दोस्त हम सब
चिल्लाने लगे ...
<br/><br/>
आंटी पटाखा है ....<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
आंटी पटाखा है ..<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
आंटी पटाखा है ...<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
आंटी मुस्कराई और बोली :<br/><br/>
.<br/>
" नही रे पगलो , अब
पहले जैसी बात कहाँJokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-88986438082358719922014-09-22T08:31:00.001-07:002014-09-22T08:31:16.276-07:00New born kid<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7tf1nXCNqaqtlF2cgRJMci_HAtSmHD6En4QEZjwWoEkZahlMn74JUwX1z8CTQZGMasOLAag8GRX0k21jgD-4Z-FLImRSNhsJnLFRR1jGnyoXTS6R10N9bgWZuzJgG4lnrqfKkdrxu5or4/s1600/IMG-20140922-WA0005-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7tf1nXCNqaqtlF2cgRJMci_HAtSmHD6En4QEZjwWoEkZahlMn74JUwX1z8CTQZGMasOLAag8GRX0k21jgD-4Z-FLImRSNhsJnLFRR1jGnyoXTS6R10N9bgWZuzJgG4lnrqfKkdrxu5or4/s640/IMG-20140922-WA0005-1.jpg"> </a> </div>Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-91041647253129386422014-09-22T08:20:00.001-07:002014-10-27T04:17:08.637-07:00Indian Students<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZrFCPmHH_HvXCpFlkq-cRGwn4N3ufpNiuG3hFwOCE0zkdo-LmAMznDMtRiudaYocOmlCjJMPYBTvU2vxcZ4o6ThTwxg1E1geMnSUVoKsoyr_a6SyOHaPOsnfX_GIa0oCtnQix-SULo-6S/s1600/IMG-20140922-WA0010.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZrFCPmHH_HvXCpFlkq-cRGwn4N3ufpNiuG3hFwOCE0zkdo-LmAMznDMtRiudaYocOmlCjJMPYBTvU2vxcZ4o6ThTwxg1E1geMnSUVoKsoyr_a6SyOHaPOsnfX_GIa0oCtnQix-SULo-6S/s640/IMG-20140922-WA0010.jpg"> </a> </div>Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-28741302947286833552014-09-02T01:26:00.001-07:002014-09-02T01:26:54.580-07:00Beware of doing loo in public places<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigBLDU8FJiBDlzA-gYquOUjt4unGP9WSH3aRDr-7yBxeHI_s8YObnQXfcQgNWyQHpdGNN5UQisYeDDIWQ9m7E6lmtSrf1CLxVWcui52uZ6i1EIqArs2iMh5dkLVXvqdyR2R2GsIk0k6vdx/s1600/IMG-20140901-WA0026.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigBLDU8FJiBDlzA-gYquOUjt4unGP9WSH3aRDr-7yBxeHI_s8YObnQXfcQgNWyQHpdGNN5UQisYeDDIWQ9m7E6lmtSrf1CLxVWcui52uZ6i1EIqArs2iMh5dkLVXvqdyR2R2GsIk0k6vdx/s640/IMG-20140901-WA0026.jpg"> </a> </div>Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-669200131549134612014-09-02T01:23:00.001-07:002014-09-02T01:23:22.500-07:00Height of smiley uses in WhatsApp<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg25e_TxrprTSPZCKVhAc9a4bOtK72KQEl0pMpJdzdKSj5nsUaEVSGngTM03O0-4tpEJ8pESI3duuIZW5ulJENwCdYA-8Hr8cxLC53vK_3b1NL8Heq1uHSGvAQDrlvpAAcuPhJ4wQEz4BUH/s1600/IMG-20140902-WA0009.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg25e_TxrprTSPZCKVhAc9a4bOtK72KQEl0pMpJdzdKSj5nsUaEVSGngTM03O0-4tpEJ8pESI3duuIZW5ulJENwCdYA-8Hr8cxLC53vK_3b1NL8Heq1uHSGvAQDrlvpAAcuPhJ4wQEz4BUH/s640/IMG-20140902-WA0009.jpg"> </a> </div>Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-75243636503253392942014-09-02T01:11:00.001-07:002014-09-02T01:11:28.891-07:00Dog And WifeAn older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
<br/><br/>
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
<br/><br/>
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.<br/>
<br/>
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
<br/><br/>
This continued off and on for several weeks.<br/>
<br/>
Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'<br/><br/>
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home, with my non stop chatting and nagging wife, he's trying to catch up on his sleep. .....<br/>Can I come with him tomorrow?Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-68760835580004321342014-07-28T03:17:00.001-07:002014-07-28T03:17:19.468-07:00Wife Is GreatBob returned from a doctor's visit and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.<br/><br/>
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.<br/>
<br/>
Six hours later, Bob went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agreed and again they made love.<br/><br/>
Later, Bob was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. <br/><br/>
He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep.<br/><br/>
Bob, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. <br/><br/>
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"<br/><br/>
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Bob, I have to get up in the morning for your funeral & You don't have to get up !!!Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-70219380622588155752014-07-05T04:29:00.001-07:002014-07-05T04:30:56.812-07:00Girl Vs Mechanical EngineerA guy asked a girl in a library, “Do
you mind if I sit beside you?”<br/><br/>
The girl answered with a loud voice, “I
DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!!!”<br/><br/>
All of the students in the library
started staring at the guy. He was
very embarrassed.<br/><br/>
After a couple of minutes, the girl
walked quietly to the guy’s table and
told him, “I study psychology and I
know what a man is thinking. Let me
guess, you were embarrassed, huh?”
The guy responded with a loud voice,
“200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?!
THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”<br/><br/>
…and all the people in the library
looked at the girl in shock.<br/><br/> The guy
leaned over and whispered, “I study
Mechanical engineering, and I know how to screw peopleJokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-28513850244608704102014-07-04T11:58:00.001-07:002014-07-04T12:01:54.124-07:00Pappu's OfferPappu, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, <br/><br/>”Please give me half chicken tandoori and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”<br/><br/>
Bar man processed his request and gave him his
meal and everyone else their meals.
<br/><br/>
When they finished enjoying their meal he
shouted for another order, <br/><br/>”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, bcoz when I drink, I want everybody to drink!”<br/><br/>
Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying
Pappu is “The Man”.
<br/><br/>
When Pappu finished his drink he shouted again:<br/><br/>
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, bcoz when I pay, I want everyone to pay ”. . .
<br/><br/>
Pappu's funeral is tomorrow Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-44198702224677600652014-06-20T09:16:00.001-07:002014-06-20T09:19:13.666-07:00Take Care While Praying In Foreign CountryIn case of an emergency, speak only in English !!<br/><br/>Never say prayers in any other language!<br/><br/> You never know what kind of translation problem u can run into :)<br/><br/> An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance.<br/><br/>Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.<br/><br/>When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics:<br/> 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'<br/><br/>They replied "Because he kept saying, <br/>'Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!'Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-43638394199191214352014-06-20T07:04:00.001-07:002014-06-20T07:05:31.575-07:00Don't Order Cake On Phone<p dir=ltr>On wife's b'day, man ordered a cake on phone. </p>
<p dir=ltr>Salesman: Wat msg to put on d cake? </p>
<p dir=ltr>Man: Write"Getting older but U R getting better." </p>
<p dir=ltr>Salesman: How do u want me to put it? </p>
<p dir=ltr>Man: Well.. put"U R getting older"at the top and"but U R getting better"at d bottom. </p>
<p dir=ltr>When d cake was unveiled all guests were aghast at d msg. </p>
<p dir=ltr>It read:"You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom!" </p>
<p dir=ltr>Moral:- Don't order cakes over phone. </p>
Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6780426622541550026.post-75760736675459587282014-06-16T08:11:00.001-07:002014-06-16T08:11:13.534-07:00Encyclopedia Of LadiesTypes of Ladies<br/>
.
.<br/>
Technically there are 7 TYPES OF
LADIES:<br/>
.
.<br/>
1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers
everything forever.<br/>
.
.<br/>
2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the
moment you turn off.<br/>
.
.<br/>
3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just for
looking.<br/>
.
.<br/>
4. INTERNET lady: Difficult to access.<br/>
.
.<br/>
5. SERVER lady: Always busy when
needed<br/>
.
.<br/>
6. MULTIMEDIA lady: Looks beautiful
but you can only look.<br/>
.
.<br/>
7. VIRUS lady: This type of lady is
normally called 'WIFE', once enters
your system, never leaves even if the
system is formatted..<br/>Jokes for youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803756170212265952noreply@blogger.com0