Don't think just laugh

Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: (softly) Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

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tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"







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okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna mat"



ok whats the opp of venky's..


































venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)








Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan.


What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

Subramanium Didn't See Me.











One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.
They still keep on talking..they start liking each
other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.









A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.


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because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"







ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........

sweets......no...no
















Salt...........nopes













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are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hain.......





whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
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