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Husband Wife Jokes


Woh kaun thi

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne

Hello Kiya,

Wife- Koun Thi Wo?

Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi





Wife hit her husband with frying pan



Husband: What was that for...?

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket

with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week

and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.



Message of the year



Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!

Why? Very simple…

A woman does not have a wife..!!!



Wife came home with a goat

Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"

Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"

Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"



Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi

Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,

Husband ghar se chala gaya ,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kya hai"

Wife:Zeher.

Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:



Missing Wife

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee.

Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha



Why did u shoot ur wife ? This is the best......

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?

Guilty:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.



How women call their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

Yr 1. Janu

Yr 2. O jee.

Yr 3. Sunte ho?

Yr 4. O bunty k pappa

Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?

Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?



Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:

Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta



1 horror movie dekhi

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age

kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,

Wife:Kaun si movie thi?

Husband:Apni shadi ki





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