Monday

Definition of Marriage By Big One's

Some global opinions on marriages.. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Al Gore By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Mike Tyson I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Bill Clinton "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - George W. Bush "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Rudy Giuliani "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - Michael Jordan Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Shaquille O'Neal The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.. - Kobe Bryant You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to. - David Hasselhoff My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Alec Baldwin A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Barack Obama

Saturday

One Liners On India

Funny but true 10 oneliners from INDIA 1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time. 2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life. 3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you. 4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer. 5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India. 6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss. 7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks. 8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals. 9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars. 10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair.

New Medical Dictionary

*Antibody : Against everybody *Artery : Study of fine paintings *Genes : Blue denims *Labour pain : Hurt at work *Liposuction : French kiss *Microbes : Small dressing gowns *Cardiology : Advanced study of playing cards *Cat scan : Searching lost cat *Coma : Punctuation mark *Bacteria : Back door to cafeteria.

Tuesday

New Metal

A New Metal is added to the Chemistry: Name: Wife Symbol: Bv Atomic Weight: Light when first found... tends to get heavier over the years with time. Physical Properties : - Boils at any time - Can freeze at any time - Melts if treated with love & care - Very Bitter if Mishandled Chemical Properties : - Very Reactive - Highly Unstable - Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books - Money Reducing Agent Occurrence : - Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

Saturday

Haryanvi Bhai At His Best

Haryanvi called his mobile service customer care:

"Re maari bhains ne Sim khaa li aur bhaag gi..."

Customer Care Executive (irritated):
"to main ke karoo?"

Haryanvi replied:
"rey baavle, tu mane yo bataa ki Roaming to naa lagegi?..."

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