Few Gags

Boss: Where were you born?



Sardar: India ..

Boss: which part?

Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
****************************************************************
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.


Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.


*****************************************************************
Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

*****************************************************************

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


***************************************************************


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!


Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?


*****************************************************************
Sardar: U cheated me.


Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.


Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
*****************************************************************


NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:


In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....


Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.


Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
*****************************************************************


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?


Sardar: An old king's skeleton.


Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?


Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.


SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?


FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.


SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..


------------------------------------------------------------------------


Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying


Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver


------------------------------------------------------------------------


Waiter gives bill to Sardar


Sardar: "Take my card."





Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."


***************************************************************


SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.


Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,


Dost: Garam pani Q?


Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
*****************************************************************



A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..




"My father grows beans," said one student.


"My father cooks beans," said another.


Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:




Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?




Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

Experience of interview

Interviewer :Let me check your word Power...

Candidate: k Sir .....

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of .....good.

Candidate: hmmmm..... Bad

Interviewer : Come

Candidate: Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.

Candidate: Pichlli.

Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?

Candidate: UGLYYYYYYYYY..

Interviewer : Shut Up.

Candidate: Keep Talking.

Interviewer k now stop these all..

Candidate: now carry on this all

Interviewer :abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa

Candidate:abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh

Interviewer :Areeee yaaar

Candidate: areeee dushmannnnnn

Interviewer : Get Out.

Candidate: Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.

Banta : Oh my Devil.

Interviewer : U r Rejected.

Candidate: I m selected...Thank u thank u sir

Amazing will never happen in ur life

On August 7 , 2009
At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August this year, the time and date will be

12:34:56 07/08/09

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

This will never happen in your life again??!!!!

Ram Seeta Conversation in Punjabi

US kids version of Ramayan

A young second generation Indian in the US
was asked by his mother
to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his
younger brother, this is how he
went about it...

" So, like this
dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
But, like, his
step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced
her husband to,
like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national
forest or something....
Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10
years or so.... he
decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so
that they could all
chill out together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary
shit... really
man...they had monkeys and devil s and shit like that. But
this dude, Ram,
kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine.


But then some bad gangsta
boys, some jerk called
Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his
hood. And boy, was our
man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed... all the gods were
with him... So
anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro
get an army of
monkeys... Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn
monkeys... just go along
with me, ok...

So, Ram, Lax and
their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own
hood.... Anyways, by this time,
their time's up in the forest... and anyways... it gets
kinda boring, you
know... no TV or malls or shit like that. So,they deci ded
to hitch a ride back
home... and when the people realize that our dude, his bro
and the wife are back
home... they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve
something nice...
and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days...
so they couldn't take
them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and
shit... and since they
also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was
pretty cooool... you
know with all those fireworks.... Really, they even had
some local band play
along with the fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that
was the very first,
no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized
fireworks... you know,
like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and
stuff, you know. And, so
dude,
that was how, like, this festival
started."

The mother fainted..