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Wife: What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus..I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!


Difference Between Facebook And Whatsapp Chat

Difference between "Facebook" and "Whatsapp" conversation :

On "Whatsapp" -

Wife : kaha time pass kar rahe ho? Ghar aao... khana fridge mein rakha hai!

Husband : theek hai.... Dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho.

On "FaceBook" -

Wife : Jaanu, when will you be back? Dinner's ready. Waiting for u, luv! (Status liked by 10 of her friends)

Husband : Thanks for being there always. So lucky to have a wonderful wife like you. Will be back soon honey. (Status liked by 5 friends, sister-in-law & mother-in-law)

Husband Wife Fun

Army officer's wife to Sahayak:-
Main rest karne Jaa Rahi Hun. Gas Pe Cooker Chadhaya hai... Teen Seeti Sunte Hi Gas Bandh Kar Dena.

Sahayak:-Jee Memsahib.

Ma'm had just started to relax when Sahayak knocks.....

Officer's Wife:-Kya hai?

Sahayak:- Seeti Aap Bajayenge Ya Sahib??

------------------------------------Nothing can make a Husband Sleep Immediately

Than These few words by wife

"I want to talk to you"


Wife: Imagine karo agar mai aapki har baat samjhun aur har baat maanu toh....??

Husband hasta hai...
Bahut hasta hai...

Haste haste zameen par gir jata hai aur khushi se chilla ke kehta hai.... " Saala imagine bhi nahi kar paa Raha hoon ".


Husband: Another new dress?

"Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?"

Wife: "That's your business," I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation."

Funny auto one liner


Scientific Technical Jokes

Technical Jokes:

Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.

Einstein was seeker.

Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.

Einstein: I found u Newton !! Thhappa !!!

Newton: U are Wrong.

I am not Newton. As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq. So I am Pascal.

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?


Did you know Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?

It was OK.

A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks, "May I take your bags?" The photon replies "It's fine, thanks. I'm travelling light.

Atom 1: I just lost an electron.

Atom 2: Are you sure?

Atom 1: I'm positive.

Q:What do you get when you mix 2 iron atoms & cobalt


: What do you get after reaction of two sodium atoms with a Barium atom...

A BaNaNa

Q: Why did a scientist install a door knocker?

A: coz he wanted to win a no-bell prize!!!!!!

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