Just enjoy

A man was granted two wishes by
God, He asked for the best drink &
the best woman ever. Next moment
he got mineral water & Mother
Teresa.
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Teacher: In 3 Mein farak Batao...
call GIRL,GIRL FRIEND or BiWI ??
Sari Class chup ho gyi, itne mein
MONTY bola: Madam ji, prepaid,
postpaid or unlimited
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~ Wife to huby: "You don't love me
at all" Huby points towards their
five children and says "Do you think
I downloaded them from google
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Beta: Papa meri teacher kitni mast
hai na! Father: Beta teacher maa ke
baraber hoti hai. Beta: Aap to
hamesha apni hi khushi dekhte
ho .
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen. Some have
girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what
happened
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY? A very INTELLIGENT person
replied: Women don't have a wife!