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Great Leave Letters from Techies

I hope you enjoy these leave applications. Cheers!



See , how people write leave Applications.




It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.


Just Read It.



The Leave Applications;)




Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:



'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave.'




This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the
'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son:



'as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days..'



Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing
his daughter's wedding:



'as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave..'


From H.A.L. Administration Dept:



'As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it ,
please grant me 10 days leave.'




Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:



'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return , please grant me half day casual leave'





An incident of a leave letter:



'I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday.'


A leave letter to the headmaster:



'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
you to leave me today'





Another leave letter written to the headmaster:



'As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day.'


Covering note:



'I am enclosed herewith...'



Another one:



'Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below...'



Actual letter written for application of leave:



'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home
I may be granted leave'.


Letter writing:-



'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.'



A candidate's job application:



'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several
years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the
post.


I hope you enjoy these leave applications. Cheers!



See , how people write leave Applications.

1 comment:

chandra said...

An eye-opener and certainly motivating to do self introspection while advancing in career.
How to write a leave letter

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