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FRIENDS VS. PUNJABI FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
PUNJABI FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
PUNJABI FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
PUNJABI FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
PUNJABI FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
PUNJABI FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and justbeing together.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
PUNJABI FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
PUNJABI FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
PUNJABI FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'
FRIENDS: will visit you in jail
PUNJABI FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you!!
FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
PUNJABI FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then comespendthe night with you in the hospital.
FRIENDS: have you on speed dial
PUNJABI FRIENDS: have your number memorized
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
PUNJABI FRIENDS: Are for life.

2 comments:

Ankit said...

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Neha Sharma said...

tooooooo....... bad.
all friends wil be gud friends not only punjabi friends.

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