Calculations

Ek admi ki shadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya ..

Husband :  Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya ..?
Biwi     :  Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua ?
Husband  :  3 mahine
Biwi     :   Aur meri shaadi ko ?
Husband  :  3 mahine
Biwi     :  Aur bacha kitne time mein hua ?
Husband  :  3 mahine baad.
Biwi     :  Total kitne mahine hue ?
Husband :  oh teri bhen di ..  9 mahine ho gaye..
             Preeto tere naal time da pata hi nahin chala yaar ...!!