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Thursday

Punjabiyan di wakhri ada

Punjabi de hath Jin lag giya..

Jin - koi 3 wishes mango mere aka.

Punjabi- ik daaru di botle pesh kar, jehdi kdi v khatm na hoye..

Botle aa gyi te punjabi ne ik steel da glass bhar liya. Akhri PEG de nal hi, botle fir bhar gyi.
Punjabi khush.
Pher peen lagga,
mukde saar botle fer full.

Jin ne 2 hor wishes mangan layi kiha.

Punjabi- (bohat khush ho k) -

Ehde naal diyaan 2 botlaan hor liya....!!!

Buuuurrrraaaa..;)

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Convent scool k bache zoo me - oh !! wow monky is sleeping don't disturb.. Punjab Govt. Scool k bache -OH VEKH TERA PEO SUTA PYA..WATA MAAR SAALE DE ...

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3 diff styles of proposing:

English- would you mind being my gf ? I really like you.

Hindi- kya aap meri premika banogi ? Mujhe tum achchi lagti ho.

Punjabi- velli firdi hai! Kisi gareeb de kam hi aa ja.

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Afgani : Hamare registaan mein 'khushamdid' bolo to vapis awaz aati hai ... amdid...amdid...amdid

Himachali : hamare pahado mein 'i love u' bolo to vapis awaz ati hai. love u...love u...love u....

Punjabi:Es vich kedi gal hai sade pind di gali vich awaz maro 'teri bhen di' te vapas awaz andi hai 'teri Maa di... teri maa di...

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DRIVING IN PUNJAB.

(1)The one who drives faster than you gets:
"Vekh kiwen agg laggi aa kanjar nu..."

(2)The one who drives slower than you gets:
"Gaddi chalauni aundi nai.. Par laini zaroor aa..".

(3)And finally the one who drives equal to you:
"Achha, Peo naal raceaan!!!"

2 comments:

ashish kapoor said...

Bt a joke, vry nyc.

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