Mix Jokes

Tv reporter ne zakhmi se pucha," JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor se phata?"

Zakhmi - Nahin haramzade, woh Rengta hua mere paas aaya aur sharma k bola, "Paaji..... THAAA"


ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini -
Biwi Ki Sunte Hain,
Samajhte Hain,

Aur.
15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL Jaate Hain...

What a Great New Generation it is!!
5 year old son was crying.
Dad came & asked
Why are you crying ? Tell me I'm your friend naa..
Son: Kuch nahi yaar.. Zara sa Horlicks kya nahi piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi !!!

Husband: Yaar, main koi bhi Kaam karta hu to meri Biwi bich main aa jati hai.
Dost: yaar, tu truck Chalaa kar dekh, shaayad qismat saath de de! GM !


Roni apni bakri ko bus mein le jane laga.
Conducter ne mana kar dia.
Roni bakri ko burka pehna k bus mein le gaya.
Conducter ko bola:'Ye meri naani hai, budhaape ki wajah se jhuk gai hai'.
Kuchh der bad bakri ne potty kar di.Paas betha Moni bola
'0ye . teri naani ki rudraaksha ki maala toot gai.

Papa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..


Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi
Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ...


Sir: Define Energy ?
Person: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Person: "and this is called Energy......"


Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
Person: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!
Salesman Fainted !!