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Ek admi ki shadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya ..

Husband :  Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya ..?
Biwi     :  Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua ?
Husband  :  3 mahine
Biwi     :   Aur meri shaadi ko ?
Husband  :  3 mahine
Biwi     :  Aur bacha kitne time mein hua ?
Husband  :  3 mahine baad.
Biwi     :  Total kitne mahine hue ?
Husband :  oh teri bhen di ..  9 mahine ho gaye..
             Preeto tere naal time da pata hi nahin chala yaar ...!!

Use Panjabi to make english sentences

1. 'WHAT'-
"Sita nu Ram k saath dekh kar Pappu de mathay par 'WHAT' pad gaye."
2. 'KILL'-
Sonu ne Deewar par 'KILL' thok k tasveer tung diti."
3. 'DIG'-
Paon phisal janay ki wajah se Ramu farsh pe 'DIG' paya."
4. 'MY'-
"Hum ne ghar k kaam k liye ek 'MY' rakhi h.

Lo seekh lo English.