Husband wife series

What is the similarity between Media And Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de,
dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...😀
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What's the best example of "Once in a lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:😛

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Who are MEN?

Woh jo narak me bhi mile to kahe ....abe !! Yamraj ki beti dekhi ?? Aag hai Aag !!

And

who are Women ??

Who go to heaven & say " apsara dekhee...no dressing sense at all!!!
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Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki "Talash" me..
Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki "Talaashi" mein guzar jati hai.. 

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Aaj ka SUVICHAR ....
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"BADAAM khaane se utni
Akkal nahi aati" ...
"Jitni shadi ke bad
Aati hai... " 😆

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Do baatein:
1. Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna:
Har insaan itna bura nahi hota jitna 'pan-card' aur 'aadhar card' mein dikhta hai.
Aur itna achchha bhi nahi hota jitna 'facebook' aur 'whats app' per dikhta hai.

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Q. Kashmir aur biwi mein kya samanta hai.....


Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai... par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai...
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