Women Will Be Women

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?" God said, "No, you have another 34 years 2 live."  Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color    Finally she was released from the hospital. While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck. Arriving in front of God, she asked,  "You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why didn't you save me from the truck?" (You'll love this) God replied:  "I couldn't recognize you!" Lol.................. Aur karo makeup