Definition Of Punjabi's

For all those who don't know abt "Punjabi's"

Syaapa- A one word definition of any disaster

Tastiest meal on earth- Langar

The one thing that brings a smile on every Punjabi's face - Rajma Chawal
Punjabi Fitness mantra- One bottle a day, keeps the doctor away

Being 'LOUD' is our birth right, and we shall have it! Its never 'Haaan', its always 'Hanji'!

You know you are a punjabi when your grandmom thinks you are 'very kamzor (weak)' even when you are over weight.

Any conversation between two Punjabis for more than 15 minutes can only be about different brands of whisky.

There's always that one uncle who will dance with a glass on his head after a few pegs at every party!

You can take a Punjabi out of Punjab, But you cannot take Punjab out of a Punjabi!

Our families are often so loud when they're happy , people think we're fighting !

The 5 P's of Punjabiness- Parantha, Paisa, Peg, Parshad, Pinni ( kind of a laddu with lots of dryfruits)

We specialize in the art of earning 1 Rs and spending Rs 1.5 ! 

Our Biggest Tensions- When to eat ? What to eat ? With whom to eat? 'Kal se daruu band aur dieting shuru'-

Things we say everyday!

Punjabi after 6 pegs- 'Doosra hai yaar' !

Life is full of problems... But there are some KEYS that can help you.. like:
Saanu key
Tuannu key
Aay key,
O key
Hoya key
Te fair key
And to top it all... ...
Whis-key
Contact Punjabis for these keys.

And if all these fail then maa key and behen key