On wife's b'day, man ordered a cake on phone.
Salesman: Wat msg to put on d cake?
Man: Write"Getting older but U R getting better."
Salesman: How do u want me to put it?
Man: Well.. put"U R getting older"at the top and"but U R getting better"at d bottom.
When d cake was unveiled all guests were aghast at d msg.
It read:"You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom!"
Moral:- Don't order cakes over phone.