Don't Order Cake On Phone

On wife's b'day, man ordered a cake on phone.

Salesman: Wat msg to put on d cake?

Man: Write"Getting older but U R getting better."

Salesman: How do u want me to put it?

Man: Well.. put"U R getting older"at the top and"but U R getting better"at d bottom.

When d cake was unveiled all guests were aghast at d msg.

It read:"You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom!"

Moral:- Don't order cakes over phone.