A New Metal Called Husband

Enough abt wives, now somethng for husband.

• Name - Husband
• Symbol - Hb
• Atomic weight:
- Light when found first
- Tends to get heavier over the years with time
• Physical properties:
- Boils at any time with inlaws
- Can freeze in front of his own family
- Melts if sees other women
- Very bitter if questioned
• Chemical properties:
- Very reactive
- Highly unstable
- Possesses strong resistance to gold, silver, diamond, platinum, credit cards and cheque books
- Money saving agent
• Occurrence:
- Mostly found in front of TV looking for News and sports channel.
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