American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language?
Indian: No, we call them 'bee-bee' - They sting twice as hard as the honey bee.
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HEATED Gold is called Ornament
BEATED Copper is called Wire
COMPRESSED Carbon is called Diamond
&
HEATED, BEATED & COMPRESSED Person is called HUSBAND...!
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Man outside phone booth: Excuse me ! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word.
MAN INSIDE- I am talking to my wife.
MAN OUTSIDE - SORRY
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