A boss from a motor company walked into his office one morning, not knowing that his zip was down.
His beautiful secretary walked up to him and asked,
"Boss, this morning when you left
did you close
your garage door?"
This was not a phrase that her Boss understood,
so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled.
When he was done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up.
He zipped it up and remembered what his secretary had asked him;
Then he intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.
When he reached her desk, he said,
"When you saw the garage door open, did you see
parked in there?"
The secretary smiled for a moment and said,
All I saw was
"A TATA NANO
2 flat tyres