Scientific Technical Jokes

Technical Jokes:

Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.

Einstein was seeker.

Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.

Einstein: I found u Newton !! Thhappa !!!

Newton: U are Wrong.

I am not Newton. As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq. So I am Pascal.
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Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"
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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?

OMg!
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Did you know Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?

It was OK.
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A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks, "May I take your bags?" The photon replies "It's fine, thanks. I'm travelling light.
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Atom 1: I just lost an electron.

Atom 2: Are you sure?

Atom 1: I'm positive.

Q:What do you get when you mix 2 iron atoms & cobalt

CoFFee
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: What do you get after reaction of two sodium atoms with a Barium atom...

A BaNaNa
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Q: Why did a scientist install a door knocker?

A: coz he wanted to win a no-bell prize!!!!!!