Pappu's Offer

Pappu, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man,

”Please give me half chicken tandoori and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”

Bar man processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals.

When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted for another order,

”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, bcoz when I drink, I want everybody to drink!”

Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying Pappu is “The Man”.

When Pappu finished his drink he shouted again:

“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, bcoz when I pay, I want everyone to pay ”. . .

Pappu's funeral is tomorrow

Jokes At Extreme

1) Crazy Heights Of Jokes

2) Laziness?

Asking lift for morning walk.

3) Craziness?

Get blank paper xerox.

4) Honesty?

Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.

5) De-hydration?

Cow giving milk powder.

6) Hope?

A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming.

7) Stupidity?

Looking through key hole of a glass door.

8) Suicide attempt?

A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.

Will Power

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.

His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.

Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant  my potato garden this year. 

I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to  be digging up a  garden plot.If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.                                                                

Love, Dad

.........

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

'For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!'   At  4a.m.

The next morning,

A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and a sked him what to do next.

His son's reply was: 'Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here.'

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- Moral Of the Story

 

NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD,

IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT.

IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.