Money Materials and Gujju

A rich Gujju had an accident & his new BMW was badly damaged. The cops came and the Gujju says sadly "Officer maari brand new car!" ... Cop: You all Gujjus' materialistic nature makes me sick & you are so blinded by money that you don't even realise that your left arm has gone in the accident. Gujju looks at his left arm and shouts... "O Siiiit! .... Maari Rolex

Marwadi Special

Marwadi at his best

Einstein & a Marwadi sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question,if you don't know the answer,you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer,I will pay you $500.."

Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?

Marwadi doesn't say a word,reaches his pocket,pulls out a $5..

Now,it's the Marwadi 's turn..

He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends.. After an hour he gives Marwadi $500..

Einstein going nuts and asks: Well,so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Marwadi reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5.. 

Einstein fainted....