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मगर अपने घर पे जब आम की गुठली खा रही होती है तो किसी जंगल के आदिवासी से कम नही लगती...

Drugs For Husbands!

Drugs For Husbands!

New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for approval...

ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries...

SLIMOXIL: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim...

SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word "Sports" on TV...

WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores...

SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently...

FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by.

VERYTASTYMYCIN : husband always praises your cooking

PLANS FOR EASTER

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus..I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!

Difference Between Facebook And Whatsapp Chat

Difference between "Facebook" and "Whatsapp" conversation :

On "Whatsapp" -

Wife : kaha time pass kar rahe ho? Ghar aao... khana fridge mein rakha hai!

Husband : theek hai.... Dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho.

On "FaceBook" -

Wife : Jaanu, when will you be back? Dinner's ready. Waiting for u, luv! (Status liked by 10 of her friends)

Husband : Thanks for being there always. So lucky to have a wonderful wife like you. Will be back soon honey. (Status liked by 5 friends, sister-in-law & mother-in-law)

Husband Wife Fun

Army officer's wife to Sahayak:-
Main rest karne Jaa Rahi Hun. Gas Pe Cooker Chadhaya hai... Teen Seeti Sunte Hi Gas Bandh Kar Dena.

Sahayak:-Jee Memsahib.

Ma'm had just started to relax when Sahayak knocks.....

Officer's Wife:-Kya hai?

Sahayak:- Seeti Aap Bajayenge Ya Sahib??

------------------------------------Nothing can make a Husband Sleep Immediately

Than These few words by wife

"I want to talk to you"

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Wife: Imagine karo agar mai aapki har baat samjhun aur har baat maanu toh....??

Husband hasta hai...
Bahut hasta hai...

Haste haste zameen par gir jata hai aur khushi se chilla ke kehta hai.... " Saala imagine bhi nahi kar paa Raha hoon ".

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Husband: Another new dress?

"Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?"

Wife: "That's your business," I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation."